you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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