Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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