I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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