He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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