i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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