im six kinds of drunk right now
Is it because I queefed?
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
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No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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