Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
sick fucks of a feather flock together
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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