just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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