Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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