Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
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and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
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As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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