when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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