are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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