I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
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