fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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