it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
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Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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