Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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