i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
