Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
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I look better un-naked...
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
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I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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