I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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