You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Randomize
