It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
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ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
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Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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