Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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