we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
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He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
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am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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