Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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