i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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