so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
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The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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