I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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