My room smells like vodka and shame
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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