My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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