He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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