Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
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Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
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I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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