I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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