dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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