I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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