When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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