if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
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I deserve to be covered in dicks
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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