playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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