I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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