your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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