i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
ttyl tear gas
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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