used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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