Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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