first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
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googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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