Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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