the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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