party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
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By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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