Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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