I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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