Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
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To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
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my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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