This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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