what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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