i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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