Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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