he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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